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Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms made us who we are

Red coats wanted our weapons and started the Revolutionary War

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms built the USA

Every few years a new batch of queers tries to take our rights away.

Nicotine, that Injun weed, put our men on the moon

Moonshine and bootleg wine gave us NASCAR vroom vroom VROOM!

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms – thank God all three are here.

O my golly, tryin' to take them's folly – let's have a beer!