Bugmen, bugmen, bugmen, bugmen
Bugmen come in many shapes and sizes
but they all wear the same disguises
Bugmen lead their precious little lives
sharpening their verbal knives
Bugmen love to teach you wrong from right, before they switch sides in the fight
Bugmen try hard not to let the mask slip
My face when they all have the same face
Bugmen, bugmen, bugmen, bugmen
Any host can get parasites
How do you do my fellow Whites?
Bugmen, bugmen, bugmen, bugmen