PARODIES

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KIM packed HIS bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine AM
And HE's gonna be high as a kite by then
His people miss their food – they miss their light
They're trapped there IN THAT PLACE
In such a COMMUNIST PLIGH-Tah

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till NORK brings FREEDOM round again SO FINE
HE'S not the man they think HE IS at home
Oh no no no KIM'S a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up THERE alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

NORK is the kind of place you eat your kids
In fact it's worse than hell
And any food YOU have .. is redistributed
And all OUR FREEDOMS, KIM don't understand
HE JUST KEEPS HIS PEOPLE WEAK

→ FAT ROCKET MAN, FAT ROCKET MAN

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till NORK brings FREEDOM round again SO FINE
HE'S not the man they think HE IS at home
Oh no no no KIM'S a rocket man
rocket man burning out his fuse up THERE alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
He'll be dictator for a LONG, long time

(a loving parody of Elton John's "Rocket Man")

20, 20, 20, 30 million? to go
I wanna purge invaders
theyre not from here and they won't go home
I wanna purge invaders

Catch them at the Border, catch them at the shore
There's no need to wonder what militias are for
Send the National Guard down if they keep sending more
oh oh oh oh oh oooooh

20, 20, 20, 30 million? to go
I wanna purge the traitors
everyone knows which ones you can't trust
I wanna purge the traitors
State & fed-ral gummint won't enforce the law
Do you have to wonder what the militia's for?
If you don't belong here we'll show you the door
oh oh oh oh oh ooooh

bah bah b-bah b-bah bah b-bah
I WANNA PURGE INVADERS

 

(a loving parody of The Ramones' "I Wanna Be Sedated")

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Look around you and survey our land
There's not much time, but save it we can
Our forefathers fought for our liberty
And now it seems, we'll have to fight to stay free

Come on now join us, here we stand
Our country's future is in our hands
Take my hand, come on my Brothers
They can't stop us now, can't stop us now, can't stop us now

UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us
UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us

There's no doubt baby where we're goin'
Freedom's ring, we won't let it go
When we fight ourselves, we let them win
We're on the same side—we are all kin

Come on now join us, here we stand
Our country's future is in our hands
Take my hand, come on my Brothers
They can't stop us now, can't stop us now, can't stop us now

UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us
UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us

With our shared goal
The best country in the world --it burns
Without freedom we cannot live
Forgive, the yearning burning
I believe it's time, too real to feel

Are you with me now, with me now, are you with me now

UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – And BUILD THAT WALL!
UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – Divided we fall

UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us
UNITE THE RIGHT – Come on, my Brothers
UNITE THE RIGHT – It's up to us

(A loving re-write of Bruce Springsteen's song "Because the Night" originally performed by Patti Smith in 1978 and featured on her album "Easter".)

 

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Hello, world, here the song that we're singin'
C'mon get FASHY!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you FASHY!

We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together,
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a FASHY feelin' when we're singing a song.

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin'
C'mon get FASHY!

A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'

We'll make you FASHY!
We'll make you FASHY!
We'll make you FASHY!

 

(a loving parody of The Partridge Family theme "C'mon Get Happy")